Before:
Hash browns or toast?
I’m doing my hammer dance. “U can’t touch this…”
I saw a quail run
I ate a cinnabun
Now I weigh a ton
And can’t go out to run.
Why is the comments required? Is this like a test to see if you are good enough for the contest. Oh man, I didn’t have anything prepared. Is this bad?
In need of prompting.
[We] are stoked about the writing adventure that is this contest.
Hoc age!
Kids, thanks for putting together this rollocking good time that really lets writers display their chops.
Spoon!
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After:
I have no more words to use for famous last words.
If I could do it over again, I’d use more puppets.
So…that happened….
We may be a smidge embarrassed!
There is a Thor!
First timers–ready for beginners’ luck!
It’s short and sassy–just like me!
We are rockstars!
____, ____ ____; ______.
I may never write a solo project again.
There are way too many bums on the MAX!
We did it!
Thrive!
Uuuugh!
Thanks to my wife!
Number 9 and such.
I only have love in my heart…
Project Runway FTW
Remind me to eat next time.
Down with mayonnaise!
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