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Mini Sledgehammer: July 2010

This month’s Mini Sledgehammer landed between this year’s odd bouts of heat and rain, so the group took advantage of an evening outside, writing on Blackbird & Atomic‘s front patio. Check out our Facebook page to see photos. This month we also encouraged people who couldn’t make it to the event in person to participate–those stories are also on our Facebook page. We hope you’ll join us, in Portland or elsewhere, at the next Mini Sledgehammer, August 10. July’s winning writer will be one of the guest judges.

Prompts included:
a character with a unibrow and one eye
the action of using a plastic milk crate
the phrase “thanks a bunch”
the setting of behind a picture
Here’s July’s winning story!

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Behind the picture she’s just pulled down from above her dorm room bed, the wall glistens with the sickly sheen of left-behind poster tape, its residue gunky and clotted. She rolls her own frayed poster up, and stuffs it into the bright purple milk crate on the floor, nestling it inside so that it joins a stack of CDs and a pile of books she will not return to him. Let him discover their absence, when he reaches up onto the bookshelf in his faculty office, ready to pull some obscure tome down, eager to recommend it to some freshman girl who needs her horizons “expanded.” She pictures him scrambling to preserve his air of avuncular-yet-flirty cool, and utterly failing, his five-hundred-dollar words baroque and overcompensating as a one-eyed man with a unibrow. His fingers will fumble, fishing out his back-up bibliographies; he’ll pass them to the provincial newbie with a flourish. “Thanks a bunch,” she’ll breathe, before she knows better, before his own breath will enter hers, before she winds up rolling her posters, and stacking her milk crates, educated now, but utterly weary.
© 2010 Jenn Crowell
Jenn Crowell is the author of the novels Necessary Madness (Putnam, 1997) and Letting the Body Lead (Putnam Penguin, 2002). She is currently a student in the low-residency MFA program at Antioch University Los Angeles, and is at work on her third novel.

Mini Sledgehammer: June 2010

We shattered our record of participating writers at this month’s Mini Sledgehammer. Thirteen stories had our minds whirling with fantastic metaphors and surprising plot turns. Thanks for hosting us, Blackbird Wine Shop!

The winning story was “Unspelling,” by an anonymous writer who, in the author’s words, was “responding to four very fun prompts.”

Prompts included:
a hippie
a doctor’s office/clinic
“a pretty clear case of…”
correcting spelling

Unspelling

This place, man, it’s like the primordial soup of civilization. It’s the place misspellers wash up. It’s the place where words really matter, but only the words in your head, see? Because these guys – these differently abled, word-decoding challenged girls and guys (excuse my political incorrectness, but hey, isn’t this just one planet we’re on?) couldn’t spell to save their lives, and they’re here to save their lives. Keep that in mind, okay? They came here; they weren’t drafted. These muscley young men in their late 20s to their 40s—plus that guy with a cane and a scruffy beard, a Vietnam vet and a classic unschooled human being; and yes, these dedicated future nursing assistants, always female and often recovering—they came here of their own accord, their own volition, and I, the mere MFA-holder, the no-better-than-they student of the world, hired for $10 an hour, am not responsible for their well-being. Just, I am told, their ability to spell. That is all. Not to say I don’t live for my job, sabotaging the multiple offers I get from Wall Street moguls, high-tech company presidents, and community newspaper editors all the time to work for them… and make maybe $14 an hour. Instead, I choose the Portland Community College Writing Center.

Enough about me. Because hey, on Tuesdays this is a clinic, and I have reflected on my role here in this helping environment. Yes, I correct spelling; it is my responsibility to get these eager beaver community college students fully vested at PCC Rock Creek campus, on their way to a two-year degree and no longer dumped into developmental ed. I correct their spelling, but really, isn’t that just code for the canon, for supporting mainstream writing and thinking, for fucking these already marginalized young minds? Isn’t that morally bankrupt and just plain wrong? I think so. In fact, I know so, and I have an MFA to prove it. Haven’t you, like, ever heard of “unspelling, “ also known as “invented spelling” in the little kids’ schools? This, man, is what I secretly pursue: the truth behind the letters. Believe me when I tell you, I’m the most subversive thing in the Writing Center clinic on Tuesdays from 11 to 4 at Rock Creek campus in Hillsboro.

Take Judy, for example. I know from previous encounters she’s living in a place called Jessica’s House, where recovering addicts learn to spell “addict.” Ha ha. Sorry. I am being terrible. But Judy, she’s a pretty clear case of the unschooled writer. Her spelling of “convalescent,” as in “the contrast between convalescent homes and assisted living facilities for CNAs working in the field today,” was so frightening, man, I had to take a lude. Which I hadn’t done since, like, 1980. I took the lude, then I studied Judy, with her gaping mouth, her crooked teeth, her insatiable volubility, including interrupting me every millisecond, and I said, “You are going to have to break through this wall you have, Judy, of always relying on spell check. Isn’t that what your people call a dependency, Judy?” She looked up from the little end table there in the Writing Center clinic seating area, a scared and scarred 35-year-old woman who had been misled to think all she needed to be complete was good software. “You have so much inside you, Judy”—I meant that, man, I really did. I mean, with my MFA, all I’d gotten was a lousy $10 an hour job with no reimbursement for mileage, very few tax breaks, and retirement as distal as nirvana—and did I say I am 40, and thinking about these things, finally? Becoming more and more like my blessed goddamn parents? Sorry. Anyway, Judy broke into a wide, toothy, genuinely peace-loving grin. “You really do,” I continued, “and you can’t let this broken down heap of civilization codified in rules and regulations make you small, Judy. Spell “facility” for me, Judy!”

She put her head up like a wolf.

“F A S I L I T Y,” she said, kind of loud, kind of wolf-like.

“Not so loud, girl. But that’s fine. Don’t you ever stop writing just because you can’t spell. You hear me?”

She leaned in close. “Sure do. But I have to ask you about something.”

“Proceed,” I said.

“My COMPASS score? My placement score?”

I pulled out the keyboard tray from my PCC-regulation PC. My fingertips started dancing on a few of those keys.

“I’ve got powers, Judy. I’ve got ways of making the numbers look good. You’ll be in Writing 101, for college credit, next term, baby. I promise you.”

Judy smiled uncertainly. She rose and left our table, leaving her horrifically misspelled missive on top.

© 2010

Mini Sledgehammer: May 2010

This month marked the first of our second-Tuesday recurring series of Mini Sledgehammers at Blackbird Wine Shop. Half a dozen writers showed up, and we had a great time writing, reading, and drinking wine. Thanks for hosting us, Andy!

Kari LunaKari Luna took home the prize package including four books, a calendar, and a classy bottle of wine.  Congratulations!

Prompts included:
a traveler
someplace warm with a snap in the air
“clouds in  my coffee”
tearing a page out of a calendar

Einstein’s Hand

I usually got an Americano, almost always a double Americano, but for some reason I chose a latte, instead. But there wasn’t a heart or a leaf or the ever-predictable swirls swimming in the cream, there were just clouds. In my coffee.

“Is something wrong?” Emily asked.

“No,” I said, lying for the third time that morning. “Everything’s great. This trip is going to be amazing.”

“Just what the doctor ordered,” Emily said, sitting back in her chair the way she always did. You know, the way that said she was right. “Doctors don’t send you to cool climates for nothing,” she said. “This is serious.”

The doctor she referred to was Dr. Angstrom, an archeologist-slash-physicist. The climate she referred to was Mongolia. And the serious business had nothing to do with my health. It was a dig that had something to do with Einstein’s right hand.

“It’s too warm here, anyway,” I said, brushing a fly away from my coffee. “A change will do me good.”

“You said that already,” she said, biting her pinky nail. This conversation was going the way most of them had gone for the past six months, ever since Angstrom had chosen me over Emily for the expedition, a dig most scientists believed was insane.

“Henry,” she said, moving her chair closer. “Let’s pick a date.”

We were sitting outside the train station but I could still feel the brisk air blowing in from the ocean. The Gulf was like that – serene and inviting one minute, a seven-headed monster the next.

“Henry?”

Emily pulled a calendar from her purse and not a small one, nothing handheld, but a full-sized wall calendar. Each month featured a photo of molecules in action, cartoon-style. Protons doing the lindy with neutrons, electrons whizzing down water slides, positives and negatives playing nicely with each other. The very sight of it disturbed me. So many things about her disturbed me.

“I was thinking next June,” she said. “You know, something Spring-like. The family would like that.”

I could be on the cover of Time Magazine by June. Surely I couldn’t marry her then. I thought our relationship was temporary, a grad school thing. I ran my fingers through my mop of curly black hair and adjusted my glasses. They were too big. I was going to hate that in Russia.

“It’s too early to plan,” I said, baffled. We’d barely spoken in months but Emily was still sporting the pink rock candy ring I’d given her last month like a trophy.

“It’s too early for anything,” I said.

My words fell through the slats in the wooden table and landed on her feet. She brushed them away, the same way she did the crumbs from her plate of scones. She loved the cinnamon ones and practically lived on them. Like she loved me. And lived on me.
“I’m the one planning this,” she said. “It will give me something to do while you’re away.”

While I’m away you should find yourself a new husband, I thought. A new career. Maybe something in knitting or the culinary arts. Or a mix of all of that with Math and form a new discipline like Dr. Angstrom.

Emily and I had met in his class six months ago. What she called a whirlwind romance, I called a trap. We were both so excited about Angstrom’s book, titled Einstein’s Right Hand – the Greatest Dig of Mankind and bonded over Mojitos and extreme science on public television. We were close enough to Miami to go out but far enough away so that studying was easily a priority. And this trip? My adventure? It was the first in a series of many. I could tell I was meant to search the world in honor of physics and anthropology underneath Angstrom’s wing. Even if others thought he was a quack. I was twenty-seven and had loved science since I was seven, so the term was somewhat familiar.

But now I was leaving the premier internship of the summer to do what no intern before me had done. Mongolia. Einstein’s right hand. My name in history. And lots of vodka, which I could do here, but with Emily millions of miles away it seemed much more romantic.

The announcement for the train to New York boomed across the speakers.

“Henry,” she pleaded. “You’ll need me when you’re out there in your fur coats doing shots and trying to support Angstrom’s improvable theories. You know I’m right. My letters will save you.”

I tore the month of June from the calendar. June, with its illustration of neutrons squirting neutrinos with a hose by the wading pool. I looked down at my coffee – no design, only puffy little clouds – and read it like tea leaves. Like I should have done in the beginning.

“You’re being unreasonable,” Emily said. Her right eye twitched, a large display of emotion for her.

“And you’re not engaged,” I said, ripping June into tiny pieces and dropping them in her coffee. “In life or with me.”

If I ever found Einstein’s right hand I’d love to return and slap her with it.

© 2010 Kari Luna

Please join us Tuesday, June 8 for the next Mini Sledgehammer!

Mini Sledgehammer: Blackbird Wine Shop

Thanks to everyone who came out to Blackbird Wine Shop for this week’s Mini Sledgehammer. (By the way, Blackbird has agreed to host Mini Sledgehammers the second Tuesday of every month starting in May. Come challenge your inner scribe once a month!) Congratulations to Pamela Ivey, who won the evening’s event with the following story.

Prompts included:
a graphic designer
tracking a package
Yeah, I can believe that.
an art gallery

There’s a message from an unfamiliar number on my telephone.

I’m already feeling a little off-kilter, a little out-of-place, as I mill about glancing at paintings of teacups on tea-stained muslin, waiting to speak to the person I fervently hope will change my life. The walls of this small gallery seem somehow not true, a wonky perspective, but I’m no graphic designer although if that’s the only way to get my foot in the door I’ll say I aced my courses in InDesign and toss about terms such as kerning and gutters and maybe drop the name of Robert Rauschenberg. I’m pretending, desperately, but a job’s a job and I have a connection it’d be a shame to waste. If only she weren’t so late—

I’m edgy, and not even really sure why I’m here, after all. What’s to be gained by pretending I have I skill that I have not? Although, it’s true, I’ve had the classes, I can drop names, but was I ever skylarking and can’t claim mastery. Graphic design’s not what I want to do, anyway—and I doubt this crazy scheme will pull together—but it’s sure that I’m unraveling as I wait wait wait for this initial meeting to commence.

So I pop back out to the vestibule—there’s no one anywhere that I can see, although I was fifteen minutes early for this meeting. The scheduled time has come and gone and the chipper assistant who assigned me Miz Mills would soon be with me has eerily disappeared.

Fine. I’ll listen to this message, though I fear it’s merely some creditor calling to dun me—oh, I owe, I owe.

It’s FedEx.

A message from Federal Express, saying they must confirm my apartment number in order to deliver a package—but the name is one I haven’t used for nearly three years. I divorced myself from that name, burned sage around it and sowed it with alt—it was my name for a while but now long ago. Who would send me a package addressed to that name?

It strikes me as ominous.

And I feel cold.

I’m pacing, back in the gallery of spilled teacup paintings—much muslin, very delicate and irrevocably stained. These paintings are confections: fine china cups brimming a sea of Lady Grey, next to painted pralines and madeleines—cookies that snap, the kind that caused ol’ Proust to reflect. Not really my style, but I like bold strokes—but where is the woman with the power to transform my life? And who is it thinks I am still this person I am no longer?

I’m starting to feel as though I’m trapped in a Poe story.

“Yeah, I can believe that,” I say aloud to the teacup paintings. “Quoth the raven, nevermore—”

And it is a little weird to be speaking to myself, quoting Edgar Allan Poe—I can’t decide if it’s a good healthy quirky or if I should be worried—

But then, I’m worried about that package, addressed to the long-ago me, I mean, seriously? Everyone who should want to give me anything to me knows my new true name. Will this package tick? Or is it stacks of money fir to please Scrooge McDuck? Money is the only thing I need—except, I guess, right now—to have my damned interview commence. Where is this woman?

I realize that I can track the package. I’ll go online, I’ll determine whether or not this unlooked-for gift s anything I care to accept.

—It could be—