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Mini Sledgehammer: July 2010
Flash Sledgehammer: The Self-Publishing Edition
As Q&A during Ali’s presentation took us to the end of the most recent meeting of the Northwest Association of Book Publishers, we handed out a fun homework assignment: write a story in no more than 36 words and prompted by “I wrote my book because…” Congratulations to Paul Gerhards for his winning piece! He will receive a free copy of Ink-Filled Page Red Anthology and The Self-Publishing Manual.
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I held the mug under the spigot poking out of the bladder-filled box. What would happen if I sloshed wine into the cup? It would not be the day I stopped drinking. I didn’t. It was.
© 2010 Paul Gerhards
Paul Gerhards is owner of Parami Press, LLC, publishing books from a Buddhist point of view. He is author of Mapping the Dharma: A Concise Guide to the Middle Way of the Buddha. He also is author of a series of six woodworking books published, in a previous lifetime, by Stackpole Books.
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Mini Sledgehammer: May 2010
This month marked the first of our second-Tuesday recurring series of Mini Sledgehammers at Blackbird Wine Shop. Half a dozen writers showed up, and we had a great time writing, reading, and drinking wine. Thanks for hosting us, Andy!
Kari Luna took home the prize package including four books, a calendar, and a classy bottle of wine. Congratulations!
Prompts included:
a traveler
someplace warm with a snap in the air
“clouds in my coffee”
tearing a page out of a calendar
Einstein’s Hand
I usually got an Americano, almost always a double Americano, but for some reason I chose a latte, instead. But there wasn’t a heart or a leaf or the ever-predictable swirls swimming in the cream, there were just clouds. In my coffee.
“Is something wrong?” Emily asked.
“No,” I said, lying for the third time that morning. “Everything’s great. This trip is going to be amazing.”
“Just what the doctor ordered,” Emily said, sitting back in her chair the way she always did. You know, the way that said she was right. “Doctors don’t send you to cool climates for nothing,” she said. “This is serious.”
The doctor she referred to was Dr. Angstrom, an archeologist-slash-physicist. The climate she referred to was Mongolia. And the serious business had nothing to do with my health. It was a dig that had something to do with Einstein’s right hand.
“It’s too warm here, anyway,” I said, brushing a fly away from my coffee. “A change will do me good.”
“You said that already,” she said, biting her pinky nail. This conversation was going the way most of them had gone for the past six months, ever since Angstrom had chosen me over Emily for the expedition, a dig most scientists believed was insane.
“Henry,” she said, moving her chair closer. “Let’s pick a date.”
We were sitting outside the train station but I could still feel the brisk air blowing in from the ocean. The Gulf was like that – serene and inviting one minute, a seven-headed monster the next.
“Henry?”
Emily pulled a calendar from her purse and not a small one, nothing handheld, but a full-sized wall calendar. Each month featured a photo of molecules in action, cartoon-style. Protons doing the lindy with neutrons, electrons whizzing down water slides, positives and negatives playing nicely with each other. The very sight of it disturbed me. So many things about her disturbed me.
“I was thinking next June,” she said. “You know, something Spring-like. The family would like that.”
I could be on the cover of Time Magazine by June. Surely I couldn’t marry her then. I thought our relationship was temporary, a grad school thing. I ran my fingers through my mop of curly black hair and adjusted my glasses. They were too big. I was going to hate that in Russia.
“It’s too early to plan,” I said, baffled. We’d barely spoken in months but Emily was still sporting the pink rock candy ring I’d given her last month like a trophy.
“It’s too early for anything,” I said.
My words fell through the slats in the wooden table and landed on her feet. She brushed them away, the same way she did the crumbs from her plate of scones. She loved the cinnamon ones and practically lived on them. Like she loved me. And lived on me.
“I’m the one planning this,” she said. “It will give me something to do while you’re away.”
While I’m away you should find yourself a new husband, I thought. A new career. Maybe something in knitting or the culinary arts. Or a mix of all of that with Math and form a new discipline like Dr. Angstrom.
Emily and I had met in his class six months ago. What she called a whirlwind romance, I called a trap. We were both so excited about Angstrom’s book, titled Einstein’s Right Hand – the Greatest Dig of Mankind and bonded over Mojitos and extreme science on public television. We were close enough to Miami to go out but far enough away so that studying was easily a priority. And this trip? My adventure? It was the first in a series of many. I could tell I was meant to search the world in honor of physics and anthropology underneath Angstrom’s wing. Even if others thought he was a quack. I was twenty-seven and had loved science since I was seven, so the term was somewhat familiar.
But now I was leaving the premier internship of the summer to do what no intern before me had done. Mongolia. Einstein’s right hand. My name in history. And lots of vodka, which I could do here, but with Emily millions of miles away it seemed much more romantic.
The announcement for the train to New York boomed across the speakers.
“Henry,” she pleaded. “You’ll need me when you’re out there in your fur coats doing shots and trying to support Angstrom’s improvable theories. You know I’m right. My letters will save you.”
I tore the month of June from the calendar. June, with its illustration of neutrons squirting neutrinos with a hose by the wading pool. I looked down at my coffee – no design, only puffy little clouds – and read it like tea leaves. Like I should have done in the beginning.
“You’re being unreasonable,” Emily said. Her right eye twitched, a large display of emotion for her.
“And you’re not engaged,” I said, ripping June into tiny pieces and dropping them in her coffee. “In life or with me.”
If I ever found Einstein’s right hand I’d love to return and slap her with it.
© 2010 Kari Luna
Please join us Tuesday, June 8 for the next Mini Sledgehammer!
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Mini Sledgehammer: Floyd’s Coffee Shop
As anticipated, the most recent Mini Sledgehammer smashed through more writer’s block and produced great stories all around. Thanks to everyone who came out and threw a great story into the running. It was a tough decision.
Blythe Ayne took home the prize, which consisted of four books and a calendar. Congratulations!
Prompts included:
a football coach
in a Health & Welfare office
playing a board game
“Can you do one thing for me?”
Last Request
Monopoly is sometimes considered similar to the game of life. But it’s not. Life is really not about money.
Anyway, here I am, at the Health & Welfare office… that’s what they call it, but there’s little health here. Lots of welfare, but little health.
I see my reflection in the front windows, the broken shades have been partially pulled letting in broken shards of light. As much as I’d rather not see my reflection, I do. Even more broken than the window shades, the shards of light. I remember my former self, a big, buff football coach. Now, here’s this shattered reflection – a reflection of a reflection.
There’s a bunch of people playing monopoly, waiting for their names to be called, waiting to get their share of health and welfare. As if either can simply be doled out.
Someone behind me says, “can you do one thing for me?”
I turn. There stands probably the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen this side of paradise.
Just like in the movies, I look around me to see who she’s addressing.
And I say, “are you talking to me?”
She doesn’t move or say anything.
“Are you talking to me?”
“I can tell,” she says, “you’re a gentle soul. Can you do one thing for me?”
“I… I don’t know. ” No one has asked me to do anything for them since the cancer got my guts and my wife couldn’t stand to watch me fade away and she, mercifully for both of us, left me.
“I used to do things for people every day. But….”
“I know,” she says, since you got sick….”
“That’s right. ” I can’t help staring. Her big violet eyes remind me of something, and I can’t look away. I see a tear course down her cheek. “What, my dear, what? If I can help, I will. But….”
“My son needs his mother, and I can’t reach him.”
“Why not?”
“I got so sick, and I couldn’t stay. I had to leave. Didn’t want to. But… just… couldn’t hang on.”
“So you want me to?….”
“I want you to find him and take care of him.”
“Me? Oh, I believe you’d better find someone else.“
“There’s not one else here. ” Her sad voice rolls around in my cavernous disease infested chest.
All around me, the place is jam-packed with people. But… funny thing, as my eyes pass over the window where I see my reflection, the beautiful woman isn’t standing beside me.
I turn to her. She reads my thought.
“Where are you? What are you?” I ask.
“Here and not here. Between worlds… because of my son. Unfinished business.”
I look up at the “Health & Welfare” sign, contemplating my remaining short journey.
“What kind of power do you have to appear to me, to talk to me?”
“I don’t know… I’ve been looking for a kind person who has the same fractal pattern as my son. ”
The same fractal pattern? “What?”
“Oh, too difficult to explain. But… when you… that is… eventually it’ll be perfectly clear.”
“Never mind.” I look deep into her violet eyes. “Can you trade places with me?”
“Truly?” she asks, shocked.
“Truly. I don’t have much time here, it really doesn’t make much difference to me. You won’t have long, but it’s better than leaving unfinished business.”
In a flash, I find myself inside a fractal pattern, looking through it at the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen, though obviously in poor health, walking out of the Health and Welfare office, with a huge smile on her face.
It fills me with joy as I turn, peering down this new path. I hurry toward a wonderful light at the end of a swirling fractal tunnel.
© 2010 Blythe Ayne
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